Fumduck anti-hero cartoon mascot

Zero Ducks Given

Apparel for people who don’t apologize.

Meet Fumduck

Fumduck holding a beer with smug confidence

Bad decisions taste better cold.

Fumduck with arms crossed and a smug knowing smirk

That look when you warned them.

Future Bad Ideas

Apparel and accessories inspired by poor decisions and louder opinions.

T‑Shirt

Fumduck Classic Tee

Coming soon

Stubby Holder

Zero Ducks Holder

Coming soon

Sticker Pack

Fumduck Stickers

Coming soon

The Shop Is Coming

T‑shirts, stubby holders, stickers and other terrible ideas.

Launching once Fumduck feels like it.

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